One of them pointed at a passing rollerblader and said: “Why don’t you photograph him instead?” Another one answered for me:
“Because he’s not a Hasid with a chihuahua.”
“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”
in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL WARD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful
it’s not you, it’s your theme
Happiness does not seem to be on the menu
row row row your boat gently away from me
